// chapter one · the origin story
A true story
Based on real events. Names changed to protect the liquidated.
Certified-
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Once upon a time
you were a perps trader with “quant” in your bio and no idea what it meant.
PnL: $0.00 · vibes: optimistic -
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Every day
you opened 50× longs, got wicked out, and called it “risk management”.
−100% · LIQUIDATED · again -
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One day
a degen with a dice set, a Bloomberg terminal and a snakes & ladders board had a terrible idea.
?! -
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Because of that
every dice roll became a leveraged trade on live SOL — up to 2,400×, because 100× was for cowards.
LEVERAGE: 2,400× · SOL-PERP -
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So naturally
ladders became pumps, snakes became liquidations, and your friends watched you lose live, for free.
PUMP ↑ REKT ↓ 3 friends spectating · lol - 06
not financial advice. barely a game. the board is rigged (it’s dice).